I woke up this morning with the realization that I was woefully unprepared in the case of a zombie attack. What follows is the 3 step program that I prepared in the event you are attack by the undead horde.
Decapitation-
As we all know the only way to kill a [...] Continue Reading…
Gentile reader,
As you may know, I have many odd medical conditions as I have spoken of here, here and here. This is a good one as well. Nothing has freaked me out as much as my latest oddity.
I was sitting in my favorite chair, legs crossed as I [...] Continue Reading…
My back was killing me. I had just moved into my new house and all the lifting really tweaked my back. I’m not sure why, I was keeping my legs locked and lifting with my groin as I was taught. I took a hand full painkillers and still could [...] Continue Reading…
Brandon! Brandon! Brandon, come here!
Thats what I heard for five minutes while we were in the Quicky Mart. Your 3 year old was running all over and knocking stuff down while you and your Whiskey Tango (white trash) wife were getting your post methadone clinic Big Gulps. You would [...] Continue Reading…
Was it cheap? No.
Is it as big as a brick? Yes.
Does it work? Yes.
Will it cause brain tumors? Probably.
Am I a total and [...] Continue Reading…
I am not what one would call a gourmet. Not a gastronomical engineer nor a culinary specialist. My meals are usually ordered through a clowns head of some sort then delivered by a person who’s lack of hygiene is only rivaled by their apathy. But I digress.
I decide that [...] Continue Reading…
I hate the French!
Ya that’s right, I said it.
I don’t know when it started but I recall being 6 and when offered French toast I replied with a hardy “hell no”. As I grew older and learned more about history my disdain for all things French grew. I don’t [...] Continue Reading…
People who fall for so-called “Nigerian scams” aren’t victims at all—in fact, they’re greedy and should be jailed, according to Nigerian high commissioner Sunday Olu Agbi. He said today that Nigeria has gained a bad reputation because of the scams perpetrated by a minuscule number of people, and that [...] Continue Reading…
New contest folks. Just copy the code below and paste it in your sidebar, its a monkey,
At the end of the month I will draw names to win
5000 EC
4000 EC
3000 EC
2000 EC
$100
After the drawing all of the name go back in the hopper (as long as you still have [...] Continue Reading…
UPDATE: JOHN EDWARDS LOVE CHILD SCANDAL!
Presidential candidate John Edwards is caught up in a love child scandal, a blockbuster ENQUIRER investigation has discovered.
The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively that Rielle Hunter, a woman linked to Edwards in a cheating scandal earlier this year, is more than six months pregnant — [...] Continue Reading…
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Sorry dude but when you wear pants like that you are inviting this kind of behavior.
I was at the mall the other day to buy some shoes at Macy’s. They were having a sale on Doc Martins and I have never found a better shoe that theirs. As I [...] Continue Reading…
I don’t know what came over me. We all have those silly thoughts that run through our heads sometimes but we dare not say them out loud and I think somehow, last night, the wires got a little crossed. I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for [...] Continue Reading…
First let me say that Im ok with stealing my stuff. I get a few dozen emails a month asking to do so, and yes! Don’t ask just take. To answer the other dozen emails, no I will not write for your blog. Not even for a share of [...] Continue Reading…
